Funny Marijuana Jokes
How about some Marijuana Jokes?
Q: How do you know you are a true stoner?
A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes! Police Officer: “How high are you?” Pothead: “No officer, it’s “Hi, How are you?”
Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.
Q: What do you call one bowl between three tokers ?
Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because pot holder was taken
Q: Did you hear about the kid that overdosed on weed?
A: Neither did I.
Q: What is a stoner’s idea of a balanced diet?
A: A joint in each hand!
Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
A: Han So-high
Q: What did the stoner’s girlfriend say?
A: If I can’t marry a dude, I’ll Mary Jane
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Q: What do you call a stoner when horny?
A: A weed wacker!
Q: How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
Q: What did the frog say after lighting up?
A: Don’t Worry be Hoppy?
Q: What do you get when you eat marijuana ?
A: A pot belly
Q: What do you call a stoner spilling his weed on the floor?
A: Drug Abuse.